a.k.a. “Just Covering My Butt”
Life is not fair. Anyone who tells you different is lying. We all know that bad things can happen to nice people. Even the best planned vacations can go awry and your fishing plans may get screwed up.
Delayed or cancelled flights, lost luggage, lost spouses, lost kids: it’s not my fault.
Lousy rental car, lousy hotel, lousy food, lousy weather: it’s not my fault.
Seasickness, sunburns, whiplash, heart attacks, strokes, shark attacks, food poisoning, diarrhea, etc.: it’s not my fault.
On the boats, there could be mechanical breakdowns, equipment failures, personnel changes: it’s not my fault.
You may not catch a single fish: it’s not my fault.
Information contained on this web site is believed to be accurate at the time it was written. As much of the information is provided by the individual boat owners, we are not responsible for their misrepresentations, nor are we responsible for information posted on other web sites or blogs.
If using this web site crashes your computer; burns your house down; destroys your TV; causes an electrical spike that knocks our all electrical energy within a ten mile radius of your computer; won’t work on your computer; misaligns your stars; brings about the doomsday; impregnates your dog; causes any harm to you, your possessions, or anybody you know (or don’t know; anything you own or don’t own); pisses you off; gives you seizures; or causes you the slightest bit of un-enjoyment, it is not our fault and we cannot be held accountable, because we warned you.
Finally, I am not a lawyer and I can’t afford one, so I figured the best thing to do would be to add any disclaimer I could find. So here goes.
The Fine Print….
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That said, enjoy this website. And don’t forget to breathe!
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